Here's your hilarious joke:

I'm seeing a lot of blonde jokes, so here's mine. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were talking about their boyfriends and decided they wanted to give them nicknames. The brunette says, "I'll name mine 7-Up because he is 7 inches and always up for me." The redhead says, "I'll name mine Mountain Dew because he always wants to mount and dew me." The blonde thinks for a moment and says, "I'll name my boyfriend Jack Daniels. He's a hard liquor."

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