Here's your hilarious joke:

A teenager comes home in the morning after a night out... He walks in on his father sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast. "Where have you been all night", asks the dad. The teen is apologetic and says "Oh, sorry about staying out all night, I was losing my virginity." The dad's eyes light up and he's feeling proud of his son, "Then it's no problem you've been out all night! Come here, take a seat and tell me all about it". ..."I can't my ass hurts too much".

"Martie Viviene" Permalink