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The burning sofa joke (Someone told me this a long time ago and I thought it was sort of really clever, but hard to get. Been telling it since. Few people seem to like it. Here goes...) The fire department is called to a social club. They walk in with their equipment and find a man lying down on a sofa, and the sofa on fire. They pull the man up, put out his burning clothes, and hose down the sofa. Crisis averted. Afterward, one of the fireman asks him, "Sir, did you see how the fire got started?" "No, I'm sorry," he replies. "It was like that when I lay down."