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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two Italian brothers are in a hospital room while one of them is dying Giuseppe and Arnaldo are sitting in the hospital room that will be Arnaldo's last room to occupy. They're both grief stricken and unsure of what to do. Giuseppe decides to make him an offer. "Arnaldo, my brother... I live you very much. I want to fulfill your dying wish. Name one thing I can help you with, and it's-a as good as done" Arnaldo mulls this over and retorts "I don't really know what to ask for... But I have always wanted to touch your wife's breast." Giuseppe, in an angry outburst yells "I can't help you with that!" "But Arnaldo, that is my wife! I couldn't possibly let you do that." "It is the only request I can think of! What of I offered you $5000 to touch-a your wife's bazooms?" replied Arnaldo "No, that is simply asking too much." "Fine... How about $10,000 to touch your wife's breast?" Giuseppe thinks about this, 10 grand is a lot of money "It is still too much" he decides Arnaldo decides to pull out all the stops "I will give you $25,000, in cash, to touch your wife's breast!" So Giuseppe brings in his beautiful wife, tits absolutely spilling out of her top. He talks her into filling his brothers dying wish to which she agrees. She takes of her shirt and bra, leans over Arnaldo and let's him fool around. Arnaldo is loving it, but after a bit he started looking upset and saying "I don't know... I don't knowwwww..." About ten seconds into this odd respond, Giuseppe finally screams at his brother "Arnaldo! Why do you keep saying 'I don't know, I don't know'?!" With which he replies "I don't know... I don't knowwwww.... I don't know where I'm going to get the money!"