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A man gets stranded on a desert island A man gets stranded on a desert island with a dog and a pig. He finds fruit, catches fish and builds himself a shelter. Slowly he begins to adjust to his new life and situation and regain his strength. However after three weeks he suddenly gets the horn, a burning raging horn inside him and he knows he needs to release himself. He looked at the dog, "Nah i don't fancy the dog," he said. He looked at the pig and said "Yeah I fancy the pig, I could fuck the pig!" However when he approaches the pig the dog jumps in his way snarling and snapping at him, blocking him from getting close to the pig. "Damn it," says the man and he retreats to his shelter, his lust defeated. Life goes on as normal for a while, he climbs trees, breaks cocunuts and swims in the sea. Then a few weeks later the man gets the horn again. He looks at the dog, "nah I don't fancy the dog," he says. He looks at the pig and "Yeah, I fancy the pig, I could do the pig!" He tries again to fuck the pig. But again the dog jumps to the pigs defense, snarling and biting, not letting the man near the pig. "Fuck it, bloody dog," says the man and retires to his shelter, his lust defeated. He goes on for a few weeks much as before living the simple life, he creates fire, improves his shelter and smashes rocks for fun. Then once again comes the unstoppable urge. The man looks at the dog "Nah I don't fancy the dog," he says. He looks at the pig, "yes I fancy the pig, i could do the pig," he says, and once again he tries to fuck the pig. However again the dog jumps to the defense of the pig, gnashing and snarling and the man is beaten and returns to his shelter his lust defeated. A few days later he's walking along the beach when to his surprise he discovers the body of a young woman. He pulls her out of the sea and carries her to his shelter.She's unconscious at first but he feeds her and gives her water and after a week she is nursed back to health. "You know you really helped me," says the woman. "Really?" said the man. "Yes, without you I would have died on that beach," she said. "So infact I owe you my life." Then.... suggestively touching her swimsuit she says "You've been stuck on this island a time right? It must get lonely here? Is there any thing I can do for you?" "Well,"says the man after some consideration. " There is one thing............ Can you take the dog for a walk!"