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Mother Superior And The Leprechans The Mother Superior of an Irish convent hear a knock at the door and went to answer it. When she opened the door, she saw two leprechauns standing outside. One of the leprechauns took off his hat and said, "Begging your pardon, Mother Superior, but would you be having any midget nuns here?" The Mother Superior said, "No, we have no midget nuns here." The leprechaun, looking disturbed, said, "Are you quite sure, Mother Superior?" The Mother Superior said, "I know all the sisters, and I am quite certain that there are no midget nuns here." The leprechaun, now quite upset, asked, "Would you be knowing if any other convent has midget nuns?" The Mother Superior said, "To the best of my knowledge, there's not a midget nun in the whole of Ireland". The second leprechaun jabbed the first one in the ribs with his elbow and said, "See? I told you that you were screwing a penguin!"