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Here's your hilarious joke:

Took me a while *When I was a kid, my mom always used to quote the punchline of this joke. Today, four decades later, I finally heard the joke itself.* On a hot day, a guy ducks into a bar for a beer. There is no one in the bar but the bartender, a pianist, and a little monkey dancing on the piano. The guy is drinking his beer, when the monkey comes over, dancing ever more energetically, stepping, jumping, twirling. The dance reaches its frenzied climax, and the monkey gives a little bow, and walks over to glass of beer sitting on the bar, and dunks his testicles in the beer, saying "Ahhhh" as his over-heated genitalia are cooled. The guy goes over to the piano. "Hey," he says, "Do you know your monkey is soaking his balls in my beer?" "No," replies the pianist. "But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it."