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Here's your hilarious joke:

Timmy and Johnny having a relaxing day at the house. Timmy and Johnny, two brothers were having a relaxed day at the house, Timmy, the older one was out splitting wood when Johnny comes and asks him if he could help, Timmy asks in reply "Can your pecker touch your asshole?" Johnny says "No." and Timmy tells him when his pecker can touch his asshole he can help him with the wood. Timmy then went to clean his gun, and, once again Johnny asks Timmy if he can help. Timmy asks him again "Can your pecker touch your asshole?" Johnny says "no." so Timmy tells him that he can help clean the gun when his pecker can touch his asshole. Later in the evening Timmy is watching a scary movie and Johnny asks him if he can watch it too and the same exchange happens "can your pecker touch your asshole?" "no." "you can watch it when your pecker can touch your asshole." The next morning Johnny is having the last doughnut for breakfast, and Timmy asks him if he could have a small piece. So Johnny asks him "Can your pecker touch your asshole?"Timmy replies, "Yes, yes it can." to which Johnny retorts "Then go fuck yourself."