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Jim Norton's List of Lists - The 50 funniest moments in child pornography. - Women over 60 I've raped with a meat cleaver. - The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage. - My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to. - The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass. - Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool. - My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while tea-bagging a retarded girl. - The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions. - Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diarrhea of a cancer patient. - The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window. - Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity. - Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands. - Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve. - The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole. - Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor. - Freudian slips I've had around burn victims. - The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant. - Neighborhoods I've been chased out of due to Megan?s Law. - The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo-doo on a stick. - Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk. - Women I've seen in snuff films that reminded me of Nicole Kidman. - Speech impediments I've tolerated during phone sex. - Embarrassing remarks that have been made regarding my genitals warts. - Good-natured anecdotes about the Columbine shootings. - Important political events I've spoiled by loudly defecating in my pants. - People I've made up AIDS rumors about, in order of how badly it ruined their lives. - Black churches I bombed in the south. - 20 people I hope die of leukemia. - The 10 most erotic wrestling holds ever put on me by an older gentleman. - The 8 most disfigured people I ever beat up to impress a girl. - Celebrity face I've painted on my scrotum. - Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother. - American League shortstops I want to suck off, in order of batting average. - My favorite songs to hum while gay bashing with a hammer claw. - The 5 nicest hineys I ever sniffed by accident. - Alzheimer's patients I've bilked out of their life savings by posing as a relative. - The 15 dirtiest things I would do with Bob Dole's right arm. - Rectal itch creams I've received on my birthday, in order of effectiveness. - 25 autistics I think are faking it. - Best selling poems I've written about clitoral circumcision. - The 3 foulest fluids ever dripped on me by a prostitute. - Dates I've had that wound up going to trial, in order of how badly they were asking for it. - My 5 most impressive achievements as a N.A.M.B.L.A. member. - Girls I've fingered in their sleep. - 10 things I've done while babysitting that could me misconstrued. - Sexual fantasies I've had revolving around pig feces. - Under aged girls I've had erection difficulties with. - Girlfriends who've caught me 69ing with their fathers. - Parasites I've caught nesting in my pubic hair. - The 4 most inconvenient times a pigeon has shit in my mouth. - The 6 most disgusting Port o Johns I've fallen into face first. - Relatives I've gotten erections with while slow dancing.