Here's your hilarious joke:

So I picked up this girl the other day..... and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. "Oh shit , it's my boyfriend ! " she exclaimed "Quick, use the backdoor" . Now it's at about this time I probably should have left but you just don't get an offer like that every day. Edit: Well this is the Obligatory My best submission amendment. I'd say I'm surprised that a joke about unexpexted anal sex is popular but this is Reddit. I'm glad you enjoy it :).

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