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Corny jokes! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? A: Because it's two-tired. Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? A: It becomes daytrogen. Q: Where did Noah keep his bees? A: In the Ark Hives! Q: Can February March? A: No, but April May. Q: What is it called when you kill a friend? A: Homiecide "Fish tanks are stupid!" "Why?" "Fish don't even have any militaries!"

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