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While we're in the business of Texas jokes... A blind man decides to take a vacation. After talking to a few friends, he is convinced that he should visit Texas. He books his flight and soon after heads to the airport. He gets on the plane, and while finding his seat exclaims "Wow, these seats are much larger than normal!" One of the flight attendants turns to him and says "Everything's bigger in Texas." He arrives in Dallas and decides to try some local cuisine. He orders a BBQ burger, and after picking it up says, "Holy cow, this is a huge burger!" The waitress says to him, "Everything's bigger in Texas." Later that evening, he decides to stop at the hotel bar. He orders a beer, and when the bartender places it in his hand says "Goodness, this is a lot of beer!" The bartender says, "Everything's bigger in Texas." After a few drinks, he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. "Down the hall, first door on the left." As he is making his way there, he mistakenly takes the second door on the left, which leads to the hotel pool. He falls right into the pool, and flounders about in a panic. He manages to swim up and as he breaks the surface, he screams "For the love of God, DON'T FLUSH!"