Here's your hilarious joke:

A barber starts a conversation with a new customer * Barber: Where have you been getting your hair cut before coming here? * Customer: Actually my dad's been doing it for a while now. * Barber: Is he Jewish or Italian? * Customer: He's Italian, why do you ask? * Barber: Well either he's cheap or he knows what he's doing.

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