"Two armed guards were standing at a street corner"

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Two armed guards were standing at a street corner... They see a man walking casually on the other side of the street. The first guard raises his rifle and shoots the pedestrian, killing him instantly. The second guard says to the first, "What was that for?" "He was out past curfew." Replied the first guard. "What do you mean?" Said the second guard, "It's not curfew for another hour." "Yeah, but I knew the guy," Said the first guard, "He could never have made it home in time."

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