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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two men are hiking in the woods. Suddenly, one of the them drops to the ground and doesn't appear to be breathing. Luckily, the other man has his cell phone and dials 911. "911! 911! My friend is dead! What should I do?" he asks. "Slow down," the operator says. "Don't worry, okay? Now, let's make sure he's actually dead, okay?" The operator hears silence, and then a sound like an axe hitting a watermelon. Then the man's voice comes back on the line. "Okay, now what?"