Here's your hilarious joke:

"Mildred, are you putting on weight?" Lady of the House, "Mildred, are you putting on weight?" Maid, "Well, to tell you the truth Madam, I am pregnant." Lady, "OH DEAR! How ever did you get your self in such condition?" Maid, "Well Madam it started when I ordered a vibrator through the mail." Lady, "Goodness! You didn't use that dreadful thing did you?" Maid, "No Madam, the mail man talked me out of it."

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