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Saul, the Jewish Lottery Winner So Saul, a 90-year-old Jew, wins the $300 million lottery. He's at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there's anyone he'd like to thank. "Yes," he says solemnly. "I'd like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Circle-K to buy the ticket. "Lastly, I'd like to thank Adolph Hitler." The silence was sudden and complete; you could hear a pin drop. Finally a reporter raises a shaky hand and asks, "D-did you j-just say you w-wanted to thank H-hitler?" "Yes, of course," Saul replies. "Whatever for?" Rolling his sleeve up, Saul points to the inside of his forearm. "For the NUMBERS!"