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Here's your hilarious joke:

Tough guy at the bar. This big tough fella walked into a bar and says "barkeep, I say barkeep! Gimme 2 shots of Jack Daniels". He drinks em down. Then he says "barkeep, I say barkeep! Who's the baddest motherfucker in this bar? The bartender looks around and sees a big tough street fighter named Earl. He's pretty tough, why do you ask? The tough guy walks over and picks a fight with Earl. Wham, boom,bam,tough guy knocks out Earl and immediately walks out of the bar. . . . . . . . Next week same guy comes in. "Barkeep, I say barkeep give me two shots of Jack Daniels." After downing his shots he says "barkeep, who is the baddest motherfucker in this bar? The bartender points out James, who happens to be a professional boxer. . The tough guy walks up to him and starts a fight. Bam, boom, bop, the tough guy knocks him out and walks calmly out the door. . . . . . . The bartender is getting mad, can't have this guy beating up all his patrons, so he has an idea. He rents a silver back gorilla and collars him up, outside in the alley. . . . . . . . The next week the tough guy walks in the bar, the bar tender has his two shots waiting for him. The tough guy does the shots and says "okay now who's the baddest motherfucker in here? The bartender says, well he's not technically in the bar, he's out in the alley. The tough guy walks out the door and into the ally. . CRASH, BOOM, BAM, SMASH, CRASH, BOOM, SMASH, it goes on like this. For 20 mins. . . . . . . . . Finally the tough guy comes strutting through the bar with something slung over his shoulder , he says " This is the 21st century, and you people disgust me by not allowing his kind to drink In the bar, making him drink in an alley way. Still, you tell that big nigger if he wants his fur coat back, he gotta come get it off me.