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A police officer pulls over a car A police officer follows a car for many miles, and surprisingly for him, the driving is just perfect. The driver obeys all traffic signs, blinks when necessary, does not speed. The police officer is surprised and pulls over the car. In the car there is a family - a guy driving, his wife in the passenger seat and his mother-in-law sleeping in the back seat. The guy rolls down the window "Is there a problem officer?" "Hello, Sir. I see that your driving is perfect and pulled you over to thank you. May I inform you that you won this months $ 5000 safest driver award. Here is the check. What do you want to do with this money?" The guy: "Wow thanks man, I am going to buy me a driving license" Guys wife: "Don't listen to him officer, he always acts stupid when he's drunk and stoned" The mother-in-law wakes up and sees the police officer "Jack, I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car" Suddenly, the trunk pops and the father-in-law appears "Are we over the border yet?"
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