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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man lay on his deathbed... He had maybe a day left to live when he suddenly smelled his wife's prizewinning chili! He dearly loved her chili more than anything else in the world, especially the way his wife cooked them which was known throughout the state of Texas. With every last bit of energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, crawled across the floor, down the hall, and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of chili from the stovetop. As he reached with a spoon for a taste from the pot, his wife smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon. "Leave it alone, Charlie!" she yelled. “It's for the funeral!"