Here's your hilarious joke:

A blonde women walks into a gift shop in Louisiana... She sees alligator purses, belts and boots. She loves the alligator boots and asks the clerk how much. The clerk tells her they're 500.00 dollars. The blonde is disgusted at the price and tells the clerk she will go get her own, storming out of the store. Later that day the clerk is driving home from work and passes a bayou. He hears several shotgun blasts and sees two dead alligators on the shore with their feet up in the air. After another blast the clerk sees the same blonde hauling a dead alligator from the water and flips him over onto the shore, The blonde looks at the alligators feet and says, "damn! This ones not wearing boots either!"

"Nichole Lorette" Permalink