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An old widow was searching for love ...when she decided to move her search online. There, she found an old man about her age, who had also lost his spouse years earlier. They exchanged a few messages and decided to meet one day in a park. Upon meeting, they both realized that they were extremely compatible and started talking about taking their relationship further. The old man said to her, however, "I really like you and would like to see you on a regular basis, but I have one special request. You see, these days it's hard for me to jerk myself off with my arthritis, so if you are willing to give me handjobs now and then, I will shower you with all my affection." The old lady thought for a little and soon agreed. So they found a secluded area in the park, the old man unzipped his pants, and she gave him a handjob. Every Wednesday they would meet at the same secluded area in the park and she would give him a handjob. And in return he bought her nice gifts, was affectionate, and made her extremely happy. The relationship suited them both very well. One Wednesday, the old lady went back to the park, but the old man was nowhere to be found. She was sad, but figured he had somewhere to be. But the next Wednesday he wasn't there either, and the week after that. She worried that something had happened to him, and she tried but could not get in touch with him. She became sad and depressed at having lost her newfound love. One day, she went for a walk in the same park where she used to meet the old man, and as she was walking, she noticed an older couple in a secluded area of the park. As she got closer, she noticed, son of a bitch it was the old man! And some new woman was giving him a handjob! Furious, she ran up to them and confronted the old man. "What's going on here?! I thought we had a great thing going!" she yelled to the old man. "Well, we did have something really special, and you were very good to me. But this lady has something that you don't have." "What? I was perfect for you! What could this woman possibly have that I don't?" she asked. And he said, "Parkinson's."