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Here's your hilarious joke:

Wall Street stockbroker loses millions in one day.... So he decides to go to the bar after work to drown his sorrows. He ends up getting really drunk and pukes all over his suit. He's worried his wife will be pissed when she wakes up the next morning and finds his smelly, vomit soaked clothes. His friend at the bar explains, "Dude, don't worry that same thing happened to me last weekend. I just put some money in my pocket and told my wife some idiot at the bar puked all over me and gave me money for the dry cleaning. She never suspected a thing!" The next morning when the guy wakes up his wife asks, "Honey, why is there puke all over your clothes?" He responds, "Some idiot at the bar last night got really drunk and puked all over me, and gave me $20 to pay for the cleaners." She asks, "Then why is there $40 in your pocket?" "Well, some other idiot ended up shitting in my pants..."