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A Golfer's Confession "I swore yesterday, father." "Continue," said the priest. "Well, I was playing in a local golf tournament, and on the eighteenth hole, a par three, I needed a birdie to win. My drive was perfect, but it hit a power line crossing the fairway." "I see...and you swore at your misfortune?" asked the priest. "No father. It bounced off the power line and fell into the rough." "Oh, so *then* you swore." "No father, it bounced out of the rough and into the fairway, then fell into a sand trap." "And you swore at that, eh?" "No, father. Just then, a hawk swooped down and picked up the ball--thinking it was an egg, I suppose--and flew off with it." "Astonishing! It's no wonder that you swore." "Actually I didn't, father, I was speechless! But the hawk dropped the ball just a moment later, and it fell onto the green and rolled to within six inches of the hole..." The priest was thoughtful for a moment. "You missed the goddamned putt, didn't you?"