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Here's your hilarious joke:

Batman and his girlfriend's birthday present. Batman and his girlfriend debating as to what should be her birthday present. "I know what. The other day I had a chat with Lois Lane and you know what Superman got her as a pressie?” says his partner. "Tell me, sugarplum!” She whispers it into his ears. Batman blushes and says: "No way, I can’t do that...” "Please, just this once!” "You know full well that I can’t...” "Please! Pretty please!” Batman loses it and bursts out indignantly: "I couldn’t give a flying fuck!”