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A new bell-ringer at Notre-Dame... Since the passing of Quasimodo, Notre-Dame has needed a new bell-ringer. The priests held auditions for an entire day, but no one could quite live up to the task. Near the end of the day, when they were ready to call it quits, a man with no arms approached them. "Hi, I'd like to audition to be the bell-ringer?" he said. The priests looked at each other, said "why not, and gave him a chance. The man took a few paces back, and then ran head first into the bell. And it was the most beautiful the bell had ever sounded. The priests immediately gave him the job, and in his excitement, the man lined up again. A few paces back, ran head first, and missed the bell completely, fell to the ground, and *splat* died on impact. The priests ran down and worked their way through a crowd to see the man. One person asked "Mother of mercy, does anyone know who this man was?" To which the priest replied, "I dunno, but his face rings a bell."