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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were drinking and talking about the best pubs they've ever been to... The Englishman said, "The absolute best pub I have ever been to is the Royal, it's hundreds of years old and dates back to the Roman times. It has been visited by royalties and foreign heads of state. As an Englishman, I am proud of this place and it's heritage" The Scotsman immediately interrupted, "Aye laddie, are we talking about pubs or are we talking about museums? Because, if we are talking about pubs, then the best one has got to be The Bruce of Scotland. They have the best brewed beer and most importantly they have the finest Scotch selection. Their best scotch will set you back a few hundred pounds but it is worth it." The Irishman, half drunk, then said, "Oi mates, a pub is about drinking and having fun not spending money that I don't have. Let me tell you about this place in Ireland. They give you drink after drink for free until you don't want to drink no more. And then you can have sex with anyone you want in the place. And then you can get more free drinks." The Scotsman and Englishman are in disbelief. The Scotsman said, "You are drunk, this place certainly does not exist." The Englishman said, "Certainly not, how can a place like that stay in business. You are a liar." The Irishman exclaimed, "I swear on the souls of my mother and father and all my children this place exists." Both the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Then tell me, my friend, what is the name of this place and where is it located?" The Irishman replied, "To be honest, I have never been there as I have only heard about this place yesterday. But let me go home and ask my wife, she was the one who told me about this place."