"NSFW TIFU by playing Pokemon Go I suffer"

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[NSFW] TIFU by playing Pokemon Go I suffer from auditory dyslexia and my girlfriend is paralyzed from the neck down. I left my phone by her to go finish dinner and a Muk appeared right outside my house. She yelled "HONEY THERE IS A POKEMON NEARBY! COME GET IT!" Me: "I can't! Your cat is trying to get our dinner!" Her: "I'll catch it then, you can thank me later" Me: "Sweetheart I appreciate it but you're body is paralyzed. How are you going to catch it?" Her: "You just hold on to my pussy, I want to catch your Muk with my mouth"

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