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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy walks into a bar with a ostrich and a cat ...and the trio sits down to order a drink. When the bartender asks what they'd like, the man says he'll have a beer. The ostrich says, "Me too!" The cat says, "Me too, but I'm *not* buying!" So the man says, "Relax, don't worry, I've got it." So the three of them drink up and when they're done, the bartender asks if they'd like another round. The man says he'll have another beer. The ostrich says, "Me too!" The cat says, "Me too, but I'm *not* buying!" So the man says, "Relax, don't worry, I've got it." This goes on for a few hours. The group drinks and laughs and hangs around, basically until last call. When they start getting their things together, the bartender asks if they'd like a scotch to finish the night. The man says sure. The ostrich says, "Me too!" The cat says, "Me too, but I'm *not* buying!" So the man says, "Relax, don't worry, I've got it." The trio finishes their drinks and get up to leave. But before the man gets out the door, the bartender grabs him and says, "Hey, buddy, I'm sorry, but it's been bugging me all night. What's with the ostrich and the cat?" The man says, "Well, the other day, I was walking along the beach, and my foot banged into this old lamp. Out popped a genie, and he gave me one wish for freeing him. So I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."