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Here's your hilarious joke:

What makes you think you're so good in bed? A woman is in a relationship with an abusive man, but for years she justifies staying with him because he is great in bed. Until one day the man hits her and kicks her to the point where he crosses her line. She finally dumps him and tries to move on. Being out of the dating game for a while she is at a loss for what to do so she posts a personal ad: > SWF seeking SWM who won't hit me, won't kick me, and is a great lover. After going on a few dates and being unimpressed with her options she decides to remove the personal ad. A couple weeks pass and while sitting on her couch watching TV one day her doorbell rings. She gets up and looks out the peephole but doesn't see anyone so she goes to sit back down. Again, the doorbell rings but no one is visible through the peephole so she returns to her spot on the couch. *Again* the doorbell rings. This time she is determined to catch whomever is behind the doorbell prank so she runs to the door and throws it open. No one is there. As she starts to close the door she hears "Hey! Lady! Down here!" On her doorstep was a man with no arms or legs. "Can I help you?" "Sure took you a while to answer your door... Im here in response to your personal ad." "Im sorry, I removed the ad a couple weeks ago." "Look, I know it took me a while to get here but as you can see I have some difficulty getting around...but let me explain: I don't have any arms so I cant hit you, and I don't have any legs so I cant kick you...." The woman interrupts, "Ok, ok...but what makes you think you're such a great lover??" "How do you think I rang the doorbell, lady?"