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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man gets pulled over for speeding The cop comes over to the window and asks the man, "What's the rush?" "Well, you see I a body in the trunk and I wanna bury it ASAP before it stinks up the place," Answers the man. The cop confused, "Why is there a body in the trunk?" "Well, I wanted to buy 3 kilos of heroin and the other guy wanted to screw me so I shot him," The man calmly replied. "So there's a dead, 3 kilos of heroin, and a gun in your trunk?!!??!" The cop nervously asks. "Yeah, and also a bunch of C4. I'm planning to blow up the White House." The man continued. The cop, frightened, called for back and returned to his vehicle. As the back up arrived the police chief decided to talk to the man in the car again. "So what's in the trunk?" Asked the chief. "Nothing just a spare tire." The chief checks the trunk and sees nothing but a spare tire. "Ok, where is the bomb, weapons, dead body and drugs?" "I have no such things." The man answered and seemed very consumed. "Well, the officer told me you had all these things in your trunk." The man looks him in the eye and says, "Yeah, he probably said I was speeding too,"