Here's your hilarious joke:

Bar lion A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. He has apparently already had one too many drinks but the bartender decides to serve him anyway. He orders two pints; one for him and one for his pet giraffe, Jeff. The bartender looks away and when he looks back both glasses are empty. The bartender watches the giraffe fall off the barstool and lay motionless on the floor. The bartender tells the man, "you can't leave that lyin there." The man, indignantly responds with, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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