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Here's your hilarious joke:

An English Man, An Irish Man, and a Scots Man all go to the beach... As they walk along the sand they see a Mermaid laid up on the rocks, the waves crashing around her. They are all struck by her beauty but are initially scared to approach. The English Man finally does and strikes up a conversation. As they talk he realises she is totally inexperienced with human interaction. "So have you ever been kissed?" "No never, but I'd love to try it" She answered shyly. So he gives her a long passionate kiss. He walks away, content, but the Scots man overhearing this realises the opportunity. "So have you ever given a blow job?" "No never, could you teach me?" With tentative instruction the Scots man guides her through the best blowjob of his life. He leaves satisfied and happy. By this time many hours have passed and the Irish man finally approaches the Mermaid. "So, have you ever been fucked?" "No, never" She whispered with anticipation. "Well you are now: the tides gone out."