Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman goes to a doctor looking for anti-wrinkle treatment... After finally making it to the office of a renowned dermatologist, she is disappointed to find that there is nothing to help her wrinkles. "Well..." says the doctor. "There is a new type of treatment being developed. Essentially, we put a tiny knob on the back of your head and twist it, pulling your skin tighter and tighter. The woman agreed to it immediately. The procedure went incredibly well. For years the woman would simply twist the knob, hidden by her hair, to keep her skin looking tight and youthful. Until finally one day two small dots appeared on her cheeks. She was confused on what they were so she went back to the very same doctor who had helped her years before. "Doctor what is wrong with me? What are these small dots on my face? Are they dangerous?" said the woman. "Oh no my dear. Those are your nipples!" said the doctor. "Oh, well then that explains the goatee."

"Jewel Shannah" Permalink