Here's your hilarious joke:

A couple is talking to their child, who's in Kindergarten, at the dinner table... "So I got my first race horse treat today!" "Race horse treat what's that ?" the mother asked. "Well, you know how some classes have gold stars ?" The parents both nodded their head in reply, the father almost spilling his pipe's ashes over the table " The teacher has a race track that goes up the wall instead, and at the bottom are paper horses with the classes name on them, and each time we get to the end of the race track, teacher gives us a little candy carrot and your horse is put back at the bottom." "And whenever she looks at your notebook at the end of the day, she'll give you a message like good job, you're almost there, keep going, and I'll come to get you a treat soon, stuff like that." The child then said " I wish I was hung like a horse !" The mother almost replied back in a chastising tone but then realized her child didn't know what he was saying so she just said "Don't say that at school, are the teacher might actually hand you up there." The child pretended to zip his mouth closed and said "I didn't mean it like that." The child woke up, he heard something down the hall ^^^^good he got out of his bed^^^keepgoing he opened the door ^^abouttocome walked down the hall ^atreatforyou. The mother screamed when she noticed her child standing in the open doorway, just smiling. While the mother was to shocked to say anything and the father turned around with a disappointing look that said I thought she was screaming for me, the child did a zip motion on his lips and said " I know I'm not supposed to say "it" so I won't, but I will say that dad must be really "you know what" to get a candy carrot that big....OOPS! I wasn't supposed to say anything was I Mom, that carrot was a surprise for Dad, so that's why you're sitting on it. "Oh wow, you even have a horse *tail* too Dad!"

"Jolie Alix" Permalink