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A man enters a Mosque with a big knife in his hand He shouts at the Muslims "I need one of you outside!". A brave individual stood up to him "I'll come out!" he said. 10 minutes later the man goes back to the mosque again with his knife dripping blood all over and says "I need another one!". With all the people inside shaking in horror, they all point at the Imam (their leader) and say he is a Muslim, take him! The Imam replies terrified: "Just because I lead them in prayer doesn't mean I am a MUSLIM!"... The man yells: "Jeeez, I just wanted another one to skin off the sheep we just slaughtered".
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