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Here's your hilarious joke:

(longish) So i went to my friend's house today... Not really a long term friend, at least not enough to go over his house before. Little did I know how obsessed he was with me. He had a room dedicated to uncut corn. Turns out he was a "Stalker". Now I realize under that corn was his shrine to me. At least he was honest by calling himself a stalker, so there was a Kernel of truth in his Corny joke. No responsibility is taken in the damage to your faith in humanity after reading these puns. No Corn was harmed in the making of these jokes. 90% of people reading this have now read more fake legal junk than real legal junk in a terms of service. Fun fact: 100% of statistics are made up. good luck with that paradox. Still reading? What for, there is nothing down here but a penguin ( ")> His name is Jim and you are invading Jim's workout session. He's really shy, but without exercise he will never become a Slim Jim.