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Ruddy the Rooster This is a story about Ruddy the Rooster. A rooster who would fuck anything. Cows, Pigs, horses even the old farmers daughter. The Old Farmer loved Ruddy and would often tell him to stop fucking everything on the farm or he will end up dead. Ruddy would never listen and would always leave to find something to bang. One day the Old Farmer was driving his tractor and noticed Ruddy laying in the field looking dead. He stopped the tractor and walked over to Ruddy's body as vultures were circling the lifeless body and removed his cap saying "I told you old boy. You would end up fucking yourself to death". Ruddy opened one eye and pointed towards the sky " Shhhh he said, they are about to land". Edit: She for Shhh