Here's your hilarious joke:

Three pollocks are discussing the meaning of Easter The first pollock says, "Easter is that time of year when your family comes over for the night. You sit down to a big turkey dinner and you watch football. "No you moron," said the second pollock. "That is Thanksgiving. Easter is the time of year when a fat man in a red suit comes down your chimney and leaves you presents underneath a tree." "Don't be stupid," said the third pollock. "You should know that is Christmas. Easter is the time of year when Jesus died for our sins and was put behind a boulder. Then in three days, he pushed the boulder out of the way, stepped outside, saw his shadow and ran back inside shouting six more weeks of winter."

"Jeanna Madge" Permalink