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Here's your hilarious joke:

Yet another lady walks into a pet shop. She spots a parrot and asks the owner for the price. She finds out that the bird costs $4000 and right away asks what is so special about it, that makes it so expensive. The owner says "Do you see the blue ribbon on its left leg. When you pull on it the bird will start talking in fluent French". Woman seems interested and asks again, "What will happen if i pull the red riddon on its right leg, then?" Owner replies " It will start singing in Spanish". This got the woman excited to a point where she asks "What if I pull both ribbons at once?". The parrot had enough and shouted "I will fall of the branch you dumb bitch!"