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Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman gets pulled over for speeding... A cop comes up to her car and asks for her license and registration. She opens up the glove compartment to get them out, when the cop notices the Smith & Wesson 32 cal. in the glove compartment. He says, "Um, ma'am, I hope you don't mind but I'd feel more comfortable if you handed over that revolver until we're done here." She's like "Sure, no problem." And she unloads it and hands it over. The cop is about to continue with his duties, looking over the registration, when he asks, "Now, that's the only weapon you have, right?" "Well...no, I have a semiautomatic rifle on the floor in the backseat." The cop sighs. "Well, could you hand that over please?" The woman agrees, reaches in the backseat, then hands over the semiautomatic. The cop takes it and puts it on top of the car with the S&W. He asks, "That's it, right?" The woman says, "No....one thing left...I have a sawed off shotgun in the trunk." She hands over the trunk key, the officer retrieves the shotgun, and it is put alongside the other weapons. He is now able to write his ticket feeling a little safer. He finds himself pondering why the woman has so many firearms, and stops in the midst of writing to ask, "Ma'am, what is it you're so afraid of?" To which the woman looks him dead in the eye, and without missing a beat, replies, "Not a goddamned thing."