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Here's your hilarious joke:

A lady goes to buy a parrot... as a present for her husband. She enters a pet shop and asks for it. The shop owner denies of having any Parrot left for sale. The lady's about to leave when she notices that there's a Parrot in the back of the shop. 'Hey! There's a Parrot in the back of the shop! Why did you lie?!', the lady protests. 'He's not for sale ma'am!', Luca replies. 'I'll pay you double!' 'It's not that, he's not a good pet' 'What do you mean?' 'He was born and brought up in a meth lab. He's really bad mannered. Take a look yourself!' 'OK!' 'Tony, how does this pretty lady look like?', Luca asks the parrot. 'Like a slut!', he replies back. 'What! What did he say?', goes the lady. Realizing that she was hurt, Luca goes and brings a big tub of water. 'I'm warning you Tony, you better behave and greet her well or I'll immerse you in the tub. Again, how does our Madam look like?' 'Like a big slutty bitch!', Tony continues. Luca grabs him by the neck and rinses him. 'Again, how does this lady look like?' 'Like a fucking slut!' Luca dips him in even longer and asks, how does our beautiful Madam look like Tony? 'Gasping, as... I said... a slut... as a fucking... slut!' Luca gets really angry at the embarrassment of his customer and drowns Tony till he almost passes out. Facing a near death experience, the Parrot is scared and his blood ran cold. 'Last time. How does she look?' Stuttering... 'B.. Be.. Beautiful! Like a.. an angel!' Surprised, Luca asks another question. 'Any comments on her character.' 'She's like an angel. Anything I say would be demeaning. I pray that she makes everyone's day as beautiful as she is!' 'Well I think he's better now, if you want to buy him, I'd be glad to sell him.' 'I'm not convinced. I want to ask my own questions, lady replies. 'If I fuck my husband day and night and still am not satisfied then what would you call me?' 'Well it's pretty common. You're hard to please and that's a great character to have. You have sex with your husband that's really normal', the parrot responds. 'Okay, but I also have a boyfriend on the side.' 'Your husband has failed to satisfy you so you have a boyfriend. That's something I can support. It's fine.' 'But I also occasionally sleep with my husband's best friend.' 'Umm, you are truly hard to satisfy. You love to explore new options perhaps. This is something I can understand.' 'And my neighbor just fucks the hell out of me whenever he wants...' 'Luca! Bring the bloody water back! I had fucking told you already that she's a slut!' (Please ignore any mistakes, it was too long to write. I tried my best. Your kindness is appreciated!)