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Daughter needs a prom dress This is an old one but one of my favorites. A young girl in high school is planning on going to her senior prom and needs $400 to buy the perfect dress that she wants to wear. She goes to her father and asks, "dad can I borrow $400 to buy a dress for prom?" He replies, "yea that's fine, but you're going to have to give me a blowjob." The girl in utter disgust says she'll get a job and make enough money in the next month before the prom to buy the dress herself. Once the month was up the girl was only able to save about $300 dollars. In desperation she goes back to her father and asks, "dad I'm only $100 short of my goal can you please help me." Father replies, "I'd love to, but you're going to have to give me a blowjob." The idea is repulsive to the young girl but she breaks down and complies. After she's done and her father gives her $100 she says, "dad that was disgusting, your dick even tasted like ass." Father replies, "I'm sure it did, your brother needed money for a new baseball glove."