Here's your hilarious joke:

Two hunters on safari are captured by a tribe in the jungle. [NSFW] The warriors tie them up, and carry them to the center of the village. The chief walks up to the first hunter and says, "You hunt here without my permission, so we will punish you." The first hunter is scared to death and starts crying. "Please, sir. Have mercy, I didn't know I wasn't allowed in your territory." "I am fair man," says the chief. "You have choice: Death, or Ugu." The hunter lets out a breath of relief. "Oh, thank you, sir. I choose Ugu." "Ugu it is!" yells the chief and the entire village comes out and starts dancing. Then the warriors begin punching and kicking the man till he falls to the ground. Then the warriors and all the villagers begin ripping off the man's clothes. Then the warriors all start fucking and raping the poor man, mercilessly. They were getting him in the ass, the mouth, the ears, eye sockets, nostrils...where ever they could try and put a penis, that's what they did until every single one of them came all over this guy, literally coating the man with semen. Then they beat him for a while and started violently raping the guy again, from all angles, shooting cum all over every square inch of the guy. This went on for three days until the guy finally died of shock. The chief walks up to the second hunter. "Now you have choice: Death, or Ugu." Without any hesitation, the hunter chirped up, "Oh, I'm choosing death!" The chief yells out, "Death it is!" The hunter says, "Thank you! Oh, thank merciful God, thank you!" The chief turns to the village and yells, "But first: Ugu!"

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