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Here's your hilarious joke:

The mule (NSFW?) A prospector comes out of the mountains and heads to the saloon. As he's drinking, he notices a jar full of money at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender what's up with the jar. The bartender replies "We have an old mule out back who hasn't laughed in seven years. If you can make him laugh, you win the pot. If you can't, you have to pay five dollars." So the prospector heads out back and whispers in the mules ear. The mule just starts laughing like crazy. The prospector heads back inside, collects his money, and returns to the mountains. Years later, the prospector returns to the bar, and again sees a jar of money at the end of the bar. Again, he asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains "That old mule out back hasn't cried in over ten years. If you can make him cry, you win the pot. If you can't, you have to pay five dollars." So the prospector heads outside. When he comes back in, everyone can see the mule hysterically crying. As the prospector collects his money, the bartender asks how he was able to get the mule to laugh so many years ago, and how he was able to make it cry now. The prospector sips his drink and says "The first time I told him that I had a bigger dick than him. This time, I proved it." **I heard this joke from my dad many years ago, so it may not be quite as it's intended to be.**