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Here's your hilarious joke:

Talking dog This shabby looking guy walks into a bar with his dog and sets him up on a bar stool. The barkeep says "You can't have your dog in here." The guy says "We're down on our luck but my dog wants a bowl of beer and I'd just like a water. My dog can talk so I thought you wouldn't mind giving him a beer if he entertains you." The keep says "Yeah, sure. Prove it!" The guy asks his dog "We've been on the street for a week - tell the bartender how it's been." The dog replies "R-R-ROUGH!" The guy asks his dog "Tell him where the leak was that made us leave our last shelter." The dog replies "R-R-ROOF!" Then the guy says "This bartender obviously loves sports from all the stuff on the walls. Tell him who the greatest baseball player of all time was." The dog replies "R-R-RUTH!" The barkeep says "OK that's enough. You and your dog leave, NOW!" Out on the street the dog says "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"