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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Farmer goes to town and enters a lawyer's office. "Mr. Lawyer," he says, "I'd like to get one of them die-vorces." "Well," replies the lawyer, "do you have any grounds?" "Yessir, 'bout 180 acres out near the county line." "No, what I meant was, do you have a case?" "Naw, but I do have a John Deere." "No, No, No, do you have a grudge?" "Yup, park my John Deere in it evry night." "Look here, do you have a suit?" "'Course, wear it to church evry Sunday." "You're not making this easy on me. Listen, is your wife a nagger?" "Nope, but that last kid was, that's why I want one of them die-vorces."