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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a bar and sees a barrel... A man walks into a bar and sees a barrel plum full of $50 dollar bills. He goes to the barkeep and asks, "Whats with the barrel full of cash?" The barkeep responds, "That 'der barrel? Its for the Bars Bet. Gimme $50 dollars, and I will tell you what you need to do, and if you can do it, you get everything inside it." The man thinks it over for a bit while drinking a few beers, and in his slightly intoxicated state decides that hes gonna try to win the money. He slurrs out, "Ok Barkeep, here's $50 big ones. Whats I got to do?" The barkeep smiles and says, "There are four things you must do. First, you have to drink 10 beers and 10 shots in 10 minutes. Next, you see that group of mean old bikers in the back? They come in every night and make a big mess. I need you to take one of these beer bottles and smash it over one of their heads. After that, I have got an old pitbull in the back that has a mean toothache, I need you to go back there and pull it out. And finally, my 85 year old grandmother is up stairs. She was a whore in Romania for almost 35 years. I need you to go upstairs and have your way with her." So the man races down the beers and shots in under 8 minutes, to the amazement of the bar keep. He grabs one of the beer bottles and walks up to the biggest biker in the back and smashes it over his head, knocking him out cold. A few of the other bikers rough him up a bit but he keeps going. He stumbles out side and from inside the bar, all the barkeep hears is the most horrible screaming and yelping he has ever heard. After what seems like an hour, the man comes back in, clothes torn to bits and bloodied and rushes to the bar keep and slurrs out, "Now wheresh that old whore with the bad tooth????"