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Here's your hilarious joke:

An American, a Frenchman and a Japanese man are traveling in Africa when they are captured by a fierce tribe of headhunters. The witch doctor says to them, "We are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in knowing that we don't believe in waste here, and that therefore every part of you body will go to some use. We will weave baskets out of you hair, we will render your bones for glue and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden frames for canoes. Now we are going to allow you an honorable death, so I will give you each a knife and allow you to say some last words before killing yourselves." The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!" and commits hara-kiri. The French guy yells "Vive la France!" and slits his throat. Then the American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body and yells, "There's your fucking canoe!"