Here's your hilarious joke:

Guy gets sick of the rat race and... ....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over. They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks, *"Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?"* Guy says, *"sure, sounds fun."* Farmer says, *"But there'll probably be loud music."* Guy says, *"Cool with me."* Farmer says, *"And a lot of drinking, that's how it is."* Guy looks at his beer and nods his head. Farmer says, *"Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'."* Guy says *"I can handle my own. Sounds fun."* Farmer says, *"And if you're lucky, might be a little sex.."* Guy says *"Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?"* Farmer says, *"Whatever. Just gonna be you and me."*

"Dorris Birgitta" Permalink